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Showing posts with label santa banta. Show all posts

24 Aug 2011

Punjabi Latifaay



Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!








Ikk Machhar Udeya Ja Reha Si,
Raste Vich Tufaan Aa Gaya,

Machhar Ik Vadde, Mote Darkhat Nu Chimmad Gya
Toofan Ruk Gya, Fer Machhar Parsina Poonjh Ke Bolya
Je Ajj Main Na Hunda Eh Darkhat te giyaa c







3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.







Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,
Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,
Computer Nu Agg La Lo…








Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, “Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si.”
Oh Boli, “Cinema Hall Ch.”
Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, “Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta…”
Kudi, “Mere Blouse Ton.”
Thanedar, “Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya…?”
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, “Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae…”

23 Aug 2011

Punjabi Jokes




Title: Darr

santa bantey nu kehnda=> me viah nahi karvauna kyon ki menu aurta ton dar lagda hai

Banta Santey nu kehnda=>

Eh gall hai tan tu jaroor jaldi hi viah kar ley. me tenu apney experience ton dasda han viah ton badd ik hi aurat da dar reh janda hai.









Title: Kutta-Billi

Ik Kutte nu billi naal pyar ho gaya.

Kutte de gharde billi nu dekhan gaye... te dekh ke rishte to mana kar ditta.

Kionki Oh kehnde.. Kuri de ta muchha hi bahut aa...





Title: Santa's daughter

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”

Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?”

Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai”





Title: Homework

sonu=> chintu aja khelan chaliye

Chintu=> nahi me nahi jaa sakda

sonu=> kyon?

chintu=> me daddy kol bethna hai agar me khelan chala gaya tan eh laparvahi kar dendgey tey mera home work pura nahi karangey..