Punjabi Jokes

Title: Darr

santa bantey nu kehnda=> me viah nahi karvauna kyon ki menu aurta ton dar lagda hai

Banta Santey nu kehnda=>

Eh gall hai tan tu jaroor jaldi hi viah kar ley. me tenu apney experience ton dasda han viah ton badd ik hi aurat da dar reh janda hai.









Title: Kutta-Billi

Ik Kutte nu billi naal pyar ho gaya.

Kutte de gharde billi nu dekhan gaye... te dekh ke rishte to mana kar ditta.

Kionki Oh kehnde.. Kuri de ta muchha hi bahut aa...





Title: Santa's daughter

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”

Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?”

Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai”





Title: Homework

sonu=> chintu aja khelan chaliye

Chintu=> nahi me nahi jaa sakda

sonu=> kyon?

chintu=> me daddy kol bethna hai agar me khelan chala gaya tan eh laparvahi kar dendgey tey mera home work pura nahi karangey..