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5 May 2012

Mirza Sahibaan


Mirza–Sahiban, a love-lore is a treasure of Punjabi literature. It is a romantic tragedy. Sahiban was another love-lorn soul. Shayer Pillo raves about her beauty and says," As Sahiban stepped out with a lungi tied around her waist, the nine angels died on seeing her beauty and God started counting his last breath…"

Mirza and Sahiban who were cousins and childhood playmates, fell in love with each other. But when this beauty is about to be wedded forcibly to Tahar Khan by her parents, without any hesitation she sends a taunting message to Mirza, whom she loves, to his village Danabad, through a Brahmin called Kammu.

"You must come and decorate Sahiban’s hand with the marriage henna."
This is the time you have to protect your self respect and love, keep your promises, and sacrifice your life for truth. Mirza who was a young full-blooded man, makes Sahiba sit on his horse and rides away with her. But on the way, as he lies under the shade of a tree to rest for a few moments, the people who were following them on horseback with swords in their hands catch up with them.




Sahiba was a virtuous and a beautiful soul who did not desire any bloodshed to mar the one she loved. She did not want her hands drenched in blood instead of henna. She thinks Mirza cannot miss his target, and if he strikes, her brothers would surely die. Before waking up Mirza, Sahiban puts away his quiver on the tree. She presumes on seeing her, her brothers would feel sorry and forgive Mirza and take him in their arms. But the brothers attack Mirza and kill him. Sahiban takes a sword and slaughters herself and thus bids farewell to this world.

Innumerable folk songs of Punjab narrate the love tale of Sassi and Punnu. The women sing these songs with great emotion and feeling, as though they are paying homage to Sassi with lighted on her tomb. It is not the tragedy of the lovers. It is the conviction of the heart of the lovers. It is firmly believed that the soil of the Punjab has been blessed. God has blessed these lovers to. Though there love ended in death, death was a blessing in disguise, for this blessing is immortalized.

Waris shah who sings the tale of Heer elevates mortal love to the same pedestal as spiritual love for God saying," When you start the subject of love, first offer your invocation to God". This has always been the custom in Punjab, where mortal love has been immortalized and enshrined as spirit of love.




Just as every society has dual moral values, so does the Punjabi community. Everything is viewed from two angles, one is a close up of morality and the other is a distant perspective. The social, moral convictions on one hand give poison to Heer and on the other make offerings with spiritual convictions at her tomb, where vows are made and blessings sought for redemption from all sufferings and unfulfilled desires.

But the Sassis, Heers, Sohnis and others born on this soil have revolted against these dual moral standards. The folk songs of Punjab still glorify this rebelliousness.
"When the sheet tear,
It can be mended with a patch:
How can you darn the torn sky?
If the husband dies, another one can be found,
But how can one live if the lover dies?"

And perhaps it is the courage of the rebellious Punjabi woman, which has also given her a stupendous sense of perspective. Whenever she asks her lover for a gift she says,

" Get a shirt made for me of the sky
And have it trimmed with the earth"

15 Mar 2012

watch online Pakistan vs Sri-lanka Asia cup 2012



watch online Pakistan vs Sri-lanka Asia cup 2012 

we prefer 1st three servers
Sri Lanka (likely): 1 Mahela Jayawardene (capt), 2 Tillakaratne Dilshan, 3 Dinesh Chandimal, 4 Kumar Sangakkara (wk), 5 Lahiru Thirimanne, 6 Upul Tharanga, 7 Chamara Kapugedera, 8 Farveez Maharoof, 9 Nuwan Kulasekara, 10 Seekkuge Prasanna, 11 Lasith Malinga
Pakistan (likely): 1 Mohammad Hafeez, 2 Nasir Jamshed, 3 Younis Khan 4 Umar Akmal, 5 Misbah-ul-Haq (capt), 6 Asad Shafiq, 7 Shahid Afridi, 8 Sarfraz Ahmed (wk), 9 Umar Gul, 10 Saeed Ajmal, 11 Aizaz Cheem

12 Mar 2012

funny pictures

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Film star Shan injured during shooting

In the Lahore, During the shooting of the film. A car hit the Film star Shan. He is injured and is in the hospital. Doctors are saying he is out of the danger now. Shooting of the film Sean jugny film was going on.

Nupur mehta match fixing

PUNJABI

Bollywood di star Nupur Mehta te Ilzam Lagya ae k o v match fixing ich involve nay. Ae ilzaam ona te British Daily nay layaa ae. Ohna day mutabiq, bookie ae star nu istimaal kerday nay te players kolu fixing karwandain nay. Nupuer mehta ais ilzam di inkaari nay. ohna day kehn to Mutabiq o oss news company day khilaf sue karan gay.

ENGLISH

Bollywood starlet Nupur Mehta, whose picture was published in the Sunday Times for her alleged link with bookies to homey trap cricketers, threatened to sue the British Daily for maligning her image.


The image with blur face published in the Sunday Times is of Nupur Mehta. In anexclusive interview to a Private news channel, Nupur denied any links with bookmakers.


Nupur said that the picture published in the Sunday Times is of her but she has no relation with any cricketers.


“Photo is mine but the allegations are baseless. My picture has been used for publicity stunt. I have nothing to do with match fixing and I haven’t in relationship with any cricketers too.”


The Bollywood starlet also threatened legal action against the British daily.


"I am disappointed that London's Sunday Times is giving me a bad name. I am taking action against them for maligning my image and giving me mental trauma. Even if it is for representative purpose only, they have not taken my permission."
Earlier, the Sunday Times sent a shockwaves across the world by publishing a sting operation in front page titled "English cricket in bung scandal".

11 Mar 2012

punjabi jokes


Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

29 Feb 2012

SASSI PUNNU STORY


Sassui Punhun (Sindhi: سَسُئيِ پُنهوُن, Sassui Punhun, Punjabi: ਸੱਸੀ ਪੁੱਨੂੰ, Sassi Punnun, Urdu: سسی پنوں, Sassi Punnun), is a famous folktale of love told in the length and breadth of Sindh, Pakistan. The story is about a faithful wife who is ready to undergo all kinds of troubles that would come her way while seeking her beloved husband who was separated from her by the rivals.

The story also appears in Shah Jo Risalo and forms part of seven popular tragic romances from Sindh. The other six tales are Umar Marui, Sohni Mehar, Lilan Chanesar, Noori Jam Tamachi, Sorath Rai Diyach and Momal Rano commonly known as Seven heroines (Sindhi: ست سورميون ) of Shah Abdul Latif Bhittai.

This tragic story becomes for Shah the parable of seeker on mystical path who undergoes all kinds of tribulations in the quest of God whom he will find, at the end of the road, in his own heart, and Sassui, roaming in the wilderness and talking to the beasts, becomes something like feminine counter part Majnun who, demented by his longing for Layla, is taken by the mystics of Persian and Turkish tradition as paragon of true lover.
SASSI
Sassui was the daughter of the Raja of Bhambore in Sindh (now in Pakistan). Upon Sassui's birth, astrologers predicted that she was a curse for the royal family’s prestige. The Raja ordered that the child be put in a wooden box and thrown in the Sindhu. A washerman of the Bhambore village found the wooden box and the child in the box. The washerman believed the child was a blessing from God and took her home. As he had no child of his own, he decided to adopt her.
http://punjab-virsa.blogspot.com/


Sassui and Punhun meet
When Sassui became a young girl, she was as beautiful as the fairies of heaven. Stories of her beauty reached Punhun and he became desperate to meet Sassi. The handsome young Prince of Makran therefore travelled to Bhambor. He sent his clothes to Sassi's father (a washerman) so that he could catch a glimpse of Sassi. When he visited the washerman's house, they fell in love at first sight. Sassui's father was dispirited, hoping that Sassi would marry a washerman and no one else. Sassui's father asked Punhun to prove that he was worthy of Sassui by passing the test as a washerman. Punhun agreed to prove his love. While washing, he tore all the clothes as, being a prince, he had never washed any clothes; he thus failed the agreement. But before he returned those clothes, he hid gold coins in the pockets of all the clothes, hoping this would keep the villagers quiet. The trick worked, and Sassui's father agreed to the marriage.

Punhun's brothers
Punhun’s father and brothers were against his marriage to Sassui (Punhun being a prince and she being a washerman's daughter) and so, for their father's sake, Punhun's brothers traveled to Bhambor. First they threatened Punhun but when he didn't relent, they tried more devious methods.
Punhun was surprised to see his brothers supporting his marriage and on the first night, they pretended to enjoy and participate in the marriage celebrations and forced Punhun to drink different types of wines. When he was intoxicated they carried him on a camel’s back and returned to their hometown of Kech.

The lovers meet their end
http://punjab-virsa.blogspot.com/

The next morning, when Sassui realized that she was cheated, she became mad with the grief of separation from her lover and ran barefoot towards the town of Kech Makran. To reach it, she had to cross miles of desert. Alone, she continued her journey until her feet were blistered and her lips were parched from crying "Punhun, Punhun!". The journey was full of dangerous hazards, which lead to her demise. Punhun’s name was on Sassui's lips throughout the journey. She was thirsty, there she saw a shepherd coming out of a hut. He gave her some water to drink. Seeing her incredible beauty, dirty lustful thoughts came into his mind, and he tried to force himself on Sassui. Sassui ran away and prayed to God to hide her and when God listened to her prayers, land shook and split and Sassui found herself buried in the valley of mountains. When Punhun woke he was himself in Makran he could not stop himself from running back to Bhambor. On the way he called out "Sassui, Sassui!" to which the shepherd replied. The shepherd told Punhun the whole story. Then Punhun also lamented the same prayer, the land shook and split again and he was also buried in the same mountain valley as Sassui. The legendary grave still exists in this valley. Shah Abdul Latif Bhittai sings this historic tale in his sufi poetry as an example of eternal love and union with Divine.

Best punjabi jokes


ARE YOU RELAXING?

SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.
to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?
aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?


AASHIQ KHANDAANI

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…



GHAR DI CHAABI
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

FROGS CHATTING
Frogs Chatting…
Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur
Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur
Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR
Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :p

UNKNOWN CALL
Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!

MUNDA MITTI KHANDA HAI
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
- Raj





Comedy in Punjabi


28 Feb 2012

Misbah ul haq song (switty tera piyar)


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Switty switty switty tera pyaar chaida (Misbah Version)

Hoye..  Hoye..   Hoye..

Misbah Misbah Misbah tera shot chaida

Misbah Misbah Misbah tera shot chaida

Misbah Misbah Misbah thouda taiz khaid na

Misbah Misbah Misbah thouda taiz khaid na

 Hoye..Hoye.. Hoye..

Tainu shot maarni nahi aaundi

Aape qaum di haalat smajh le

Runs tere ne uljhe uljhe

Bus saadey jazbaat samajh le…..

Ho mainu bada hi jaroori

misbah tera shot

Ho mainu heera kohi noorin

misbah tera shot

Ho mainu karda heraan

Misbah tera shot

Hoya score board veraan

Misbah tera Shot

Ho mainu tera

Tera tera tera

Shot chaida….

Misbah Misbah Misbah tera shot chaida

Misbah Misbah Misbah tera shot chaida

Misbah Misbah Misbah thouda taiz khaid na

Misbah Misbah Misbah thouda taiz khaid na


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