Best punjabi jokes

ARE YOU RELAXING?

SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.

to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?

aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?

aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?

AASHIQ KHANDAANI

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

GHAR DI CHAABI

Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

FROGS CHATTING

Frogs Chatting…

Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur

Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur

Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR

Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :p

UNKNOWN CALL

Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!

MUNDA MITTI KHANDA HAI

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

- Raj