Best punjabi jokes

ARE YOU RELAXING?

SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.

to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?

aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?

aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?

AASHIQ KHANDAANI

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

GHAR DI CHAABI

Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

FROGS CHATTING

Frogs Chatting…

Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur

Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur

Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR

Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :p

UNKNOWN CALL

Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!

MUNDA MITTI KHANDA HAI

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

- Raj

Jo sab naal saanj pa lende

Jo sab naal saanj pa lende, unna da koi vi nai bannda hai ,

Sab nu khush rakhan da eh silla milya hai , ajj gali gali oh badnaam hai,

Keinde oh bhor har phul naal hunda, jeida vi khilda hai,

ki pata una nu oh ta chave mitha gholna, usde jeevan da maksad ehi hai ,

haal mera hoya uss paani wangu ,

jeida dujya de daag dhonda dhonda aap mella hoya hai ,

mera shayad inna hi kasoor c , ki sab nu dost samajya hai,

Kuch bura meh c , kuch loka ne kar ta ,

bas yaaro meh haar gia, dil badal gia hai bas dua hai RABB ton,

dukh na milan kise nu meri waja ton ,

assi ta bahut kuch sahiya hai ,

Ek gal eh vi sikh lai , jo sab de lagde hunde, unna da koi nai bannda hai !!

ik nuqtay wich gal

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Punjabi nazam by Babu

O Vee Ajab Zam'ney Sun
Kujh Din Vee Barey Sohaney Sun
RanGaan Dii Barsat Vee Sii
Kujh Tenu Milan Dii Pay'yas Vee Sii
Kujh Nawaan Nawaan Mera Peyar Vii Sii
Tey Dardaan Dii Mithi Maar Vee sii
Har Kum Vich Husan Nirala Sii
Har Pasey Tera Hawala Sii
Har Veley Dil DharkDa Sii
Teri Soorat Laei TarfDa Sii
Har Din Naal Kush'Yaan Nav'Yaan Sun
Har Raat Naveen ShabRat Vee Sii

Fair MaNzar Kujh DundhLa Geya
Kujh Rang Hijar Daa Aa Geya
Kujh YaaDaan Dii BaaRaat Banii
Kujh HangoWaan Dii BarSat Bii
Kujh ShikVeyaan Dii Gal Niklii
Ilzaman Tak Vee Aan Aprii
Fair Sub Kujh Thanda Pey Geya
Kujh Ishq Da Zoor Vee Dah Geya

Do Chaar MaheeneYaan Dey Pechoon
Hun Ishq Nawaan Men Laya Aai
Tey Rung Vee Chokha Aya Aai