24 Aug 2011
Le babula ajj eh din aaya
Le babula ajj eh din aaya,
Khushiyan naal tera vehda mehkaaya.
Bajjan shenaiyan hun chaaron paase,
Khidd de mukh dinde dil nu dilaase.
Par sukki jaandi meri jind nimaani,
Pal vich kiven ho gayi begaani.
Kal tak si jo mera sara apna,
Chadd ke challi jiven do pal da sapna.
Hun aauna yaad tera palkan te bithauna,
Russi hoi nu pyaar naal manauna.
Galtiyan hon te sehaj naal samjhauna,
Poonj ke hanju gall naal launa.
Jad aai sewa karan di meri baari,
Khadey sii bhuhey bahar laike savaari.
Jinnhe marzi tarle kar laye eh dhee pyaari,
Hun tan maarni hi pau udaari.
Assesan laike teriyan hun challi ghar paraaye,
Pai gayi us raste jo menu tu dikhaye.
Izzataan nu chaar chand sabde main laavangi,
Kuj is taran farzaan nu apne mein nibhavangi.
Rehn vasdiyaan rabba…ae saade Pind diyaan kuriyaan ne.........jendiya vasdiya raho bheno....
sUlTaNpUrIyA
Khushiyan naal tera vehda mehkaaya.
Bajjan shenaiyan hun chaaron paase,
Khidd de mukh dinde dil nu dilaase.
Par sukki jaandi meri jind nimaani,
Pal vich kiven ho gayi begaani.
Kal tak si jo mera sara apna,
Chadd ke challi jiven do pal da sapna.
Hun aauna yaad tera palkan te bithauna,
Russi hoi nu pyaar naal manauna.
Galtiyan hon te sehaj naal samjhauna,
Poonj ke hanju gall naal launa.
Jad aai sewa karan di meri baari,
Khadey sii bhuhey bahar laike savaari.
Jinnhe marzi tarle kar laye eh dhee pyaari,
Hun tan maarni hi pau udaari.
Assesan laike teriyan hun challi ghar paraaye,
Pai gayi us raste jo menu tu dikhaye.
Izzataan nu chaar chand sabde main laavangi,
Kuj is taran farzaan nu apne mein nibhavangi.
Rehn vasdiyaan rabba…ae saade Pind diyaan kuriyaan ne.........jendiya vasdiya raho bheno....
sUlTaNpUrIyA
Punjabi Latifaay
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
Ikk Machhar Udeya Ja Reha Si,
Raste Vich Tufaan Aa Gaya,
Machhar Ik Vadde, Mote Darkhat Nu Chimmad Gya
Toofan Ruk Gya, Fer Machhar Parsina Poonjh Ke Bolya
Je Ajj Main Na Hunda Eh Darkhat te giyaa c
3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.
Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,
Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,
Computer Nu Agg La Lo…
Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, “Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si.”
Oh Boli, “Cinema Hall Ch.”
Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, “Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta…”
Kudi, “Mere Blouse Ton.”
Thanedar, “Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya…?”
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, “Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae…”
23 Aug 2011
Ik Ladki Thi Deewani C
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Ik Ladki Thi Deewani C
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AFRIDI pe wo Marti Thi
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Chori chori, chupke chupke Razzaq ko
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Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
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Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke
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Malik se baatein karti thi
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Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke
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Akmal ki galiyon se Guzarti thi
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Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Hafeez se
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par Younis se wo darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi MISBAH se, bas yehi poochha karti thi ki
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Kameeno, Ye wala World Cup Jeetoge k nai???
Punjabi Shayari
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
ainve log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane
Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
ainve log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane
Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
ainve log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane
Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi
Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
ainve log den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhange yaaraane
Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
Punjabi Jokes
Title: Darr
santa bantey nu kehnda=> me viah nahi karvauna kyon ki menu aurta ton dar lagda hai
Banta Santey nu kehnda=>
Eh gall hai tan tu jaroor jaldi hi viah kar ley. me tenu apney experience ton dasda han viah ton badd ik hi aurat da dar reh janda hai.
Title: Kutta-Billi
Ik Kutte nu billi naal pyar ho gaya.
Kutte de gharde billi nu dekhan gaye... te dekh ke rishte to mana kar ditta.
Kionki Oh kehnde.. Kuri de ta muchha hi bahut aa...
Title: Santa's daughter
Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?”
Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai”
Title: Homework
sonu=> chintu aja khelan chaliye
Chintu=> nahi me nahi jaa sakda
sonu=> kyon?
chintu=> me daddy kol bethna hai agar me khelan chala gaya tan eh laparvahi kar dendgey tey mera home work pura nahi karangey..